The Old Cats vs. Dogs Debate - Sans Penis

Aside from the frustrating and tense political debates how about some animal debates?! People may accuse Obama of being a communist even though I never hear people calling McCain McFascist. People may accuse of Obama for getting into college because of affirmative action (isn't that a good thing?) even though I never hear people accusing McLoose Butthole Because I'm So Old of getting into college for being White. At least cats and dogs are an even draw (dogs rule!).
Cats Pro:
1. They make for funny pictures
2. They pee and poo in a sand box
3. They're small which means small poops and pees

Cats Con:
1. Toxoplasmosis
2. Cat dander
3. Scratchy sharp claws
4. Cat pee smells like hell
5. That "I'll do what I want!" attitude



Dogs Pro:
1. They make for cute pictures
2. They love you unconditionally
3. You can go outside with them and play!

Dogs Con:
1. Dog dander (though not nearly as bad as cat dander)
2. You have to take them on pee and poo walks
3. Dog bites
4. They're not self-cleaning

Yes yes, what about all the things I left out, like big dogs = big poops. Well small dogs have small poops and fat cats are just hilariously fat. My choice? Dogs, of course. I like the idea of going outside with my pet and watching it do that backwards digging "bull" thing after it pees. I'm not saying I hate cats or anything- in fact the cats I've encountered lately have been pretty fun times. Dogs are just more me, I guess.