Cravings

I smoked a lot of pot during high school. Right after turning in my college applications my GPA went from 4.something to 2.something. I failed trig/pre-cal, cheated my way through physics - homework and tests, plagarized credit for late economics assignments, etc. I'd smoke during break, lunch and end the day getting high and driving around windy roads. What can I say, we were a smart group of friends.

I've recently made the correlation between munchies and PMS cravings. They are VERY similar. Jack in the Box tacos take on higher levels of sophisticated and fulfilling flavors while high just as cheesecake or granola from Arizmendi takes on enhanced deliciousness. Men can now empathize with PMS-y women when we're going through this wonderful symptom!

Let me take this discovery a step further. What happens to a woman's cravings when she is PMS-ing AND getting high at the SAME TIME?! I don't really smoke pot anymore so I'm very curious. Would it be like fucking on meth, consequently ruining sober sex forevermore?Honest, I'm not high right now although being in school again makes me wish I was.

BTW, Rosamunde's Tuesday lunch cheeseburgers are mind and body fucking amazing. I did not need to be stoned or PMS-ing for that conclusion.

In other news, anyone of the four people who read this dumb thing like Hawthorne? If so, which short stories are your favorites? I really need to start doing thesis-y stuff, bleh. But really, I needed to follow the above with something sounding smarty to make up for the idiocy of this post.