So long my dear law firm. You can eat my poo. I'm giving my notice this morning. It's gonna awkward. It's gonna be awesome.Some things I will miss about working as a case clerk at a law firm:
1. Watching the ass kissers kneel down to chat with people rather than use the chair.
2. Watching wealthy attorneys jump on the opportunity for free food (see previous post for example)
3. Being able to get away with not doing anything
4. Monday breakfeast
5. Occasional copy vendor party - last time I barfed at the end of the night and J almost got into a fight!
Some things I will not miss about working as a case clerk at a law firm:
1. Listening to people incessantly talk about their kids
2. Having nothing to do all week and then having to work on the weekend
3. Helping secretaries put a piece of paper inside an envelope
4. Being in the middle of a poo when someone walks into the bathroom
5. Listening to coworkers's issues about race, women and class because they have fatty chips on their shoulders. This just in, I don't care.
Check out my sweet view. I will miss you most of all, dear door and wall. Stay tuned for any possible drama...
