I can't dog sit Nigel for a week and NOT write about it! He's been great so far minus a diarrhea episode on my floor, but he couldn't help that. No one chooses to have diarrhea unless they want to slim down with some shitty laxative mixed coke...mmm laxative coke. ANYWAYS, despite Nigie's fear issues, he has only barked a few times, has yet to freak out on passing dogs and hasn't peed inside the ol' home. I did see him run away from his own fart - HILARIOUS. His butthole was like a little jet that emmited fart that launched Nigel into a forward sprint, *pichooo!*
