Friday, July 10, 2009

Creepy Morons

I've been walking around the city more for exercise, exposing myself to retards. Why do creepy dudes cat call girls? I mean, I guess I know why but it's really fucking rude. Every time it happens I want to yell, "Go lick your momma's cunt, asshole!" or something.

Just this week I've been gotten, "Oooh, me love you long time!" "Hello my Asian sister, you're looking beautiful tonight," and "Oh, hello there beautiful (up and downy stare)." Last night on my truncated walk home from Latin America Club, a group of guys wanted me to hi-five them. I was working a good buzz at this point and sassily (is that a word?) yelled back, NO. They're all like, "awww, c'mon, why not?" I responded, "I don't know you, so you don't deserve it!" Then they called me an asshole and a bitch, and I told them to fuck off. That's when I decided to end my walk and take a cab home.

I suppose it wouldn't be so gross if they were all hot guys, but even so it's still pretty rude and I'd probably grumble under my breath, "date rape face dicks." Okay, I think I'm done ranting about this one.