I am a slob. So what?

You're eating something delicious. But it's quite messy. You're finding yourself wiping your mouth after every bite. Why not just wait several bites or even at the end of your delicious to-big-for-mouth hamburger or burrito to wipe? I've given up. In the company of close friends and Jackalopes I don't hold back. And neither should you. Stop wasting napkins. It's the GREEN thing to do. Al Gore would be proud.